Top ten things to do when you're bored at work in a retail store.

1- Walk around your station as many times as you can and count how many times you can before a customer walks in.
------its good for business and it kills time
2- See how many things you can change in the store without having the manager find out.
------in my store i flip all the non-working lamp shades upside down, i swear she never notices,
3- Go to the camera monitor and have your friend walk around the store, yell when she isn't available.
------this way you can figure out when to text your friends when your boss is out or in the back.
4- Leave notes around the store for your other employees to pick up and leave clues as to where you're hiding the snacks that day.
------i don't know about anyone else but i get hungry on the floor
5- If you're store allows you to play your ipod as the background music for the store then figure out all the swear word songs you have and see how many songs you can play before you get in trouble.
6- Hide your Employees affects when they're leaving
------this will force them to stay around the store and could be asked by the supervisor to do one last request before they leave, it get pretty funny.
7- Try on all the close at your store
8- Count how many single ladies or Men come in, which ever you prefer and count how many are actually attractive.
9- If you're talking in a different language, see how many swear words you can sneak in.
10- When the store is empty bump a genre of music really loud and see if it attracts that music's demographic customers.